You too can now buy an annoying tinny version of Barry Gray's classic theme for your mobile phone, designed to irritate the hell out of everyone around you. Try a few of these links and listen for yourself.

There are several different versions of the theme available of varying authenticity, so take your pick!

Disclaimer: BIG RAT is not associated with these commercial websites in any way, and receives no income for listing them. These links are provided for information only, and we take no responsibility for any problems you may encounter, or charges which will arise from ordering these ringtones. The "Listen" links are free, however. We also take no responsibility if music lovers punch you in the head every time your phone rings.

Last modified 07 January 2007